NOT YOUR MOTHER’S BASIC
Paddling down the Ponchartrain was a pontoon boat captained by pooches and aptly named the ”Dogma.”
A prompting exercise for the word Pontificate
The Great Pumpkin Who ATE Charlie Brown is my new aesthetic, I realized today in the coffee creamer aisle .
When you realize that your Uber driver is the blind date you have a restraining order on . Awkward.