King Henry the Eighth has become the victim of yet another Tinder date gone wrong . “His sperm is dead, infection in leg has made him crazy in the head and Anne isn’t the first Bolyen he’s spread…” – some wench not named Mary –
Clearly Mom skipped the Egyptology section at the exhibition
But Hamilton is glad it’s not
Next on History Live! We'll join the Countess Elizabeth Bathory, who has just been imprisoned in her own castle for unspeakable crimes. Will she finally come clean? Or is she guilty of throwing the baby out with the bath water ... proving that blood is indeed thicker ,after all ?
Countess Báthory : Can I please get my night cream ? It's the red stuff in a jar , can't miss it.