The Daily Whine

Today , my mom told me that one of the guys that is smitten with her was giving her the cold shoulder.

Me: “Good, he’s probably tired of you being a little high school tease who is not too into him but keeps him around just in case .”

Mom: “No , he reads a lot and I think he’s probably just reading how to make himself more attractive to me.”


Another YouTube DIY fail . Don’t ask.

Previously this month exploding eggs, wild yeast growth from last night’s fish and beer fermentation in the bathroom,

After a day watching YouTube makeup tutorials , I still look like a drunk trash panda.

Everything about my contour game screams dirty orphan singing “Hard Knock Life.”


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