You were just a tree
Until I hired them to hack on thee
Now I am startled by the way your trunk resembles the
Grotesque limbs I saw in a horror movie
I hope it was just
But it was with such joy and happiness and relief to see
The job was complete
Leaving me without that creepy tree
That resembled much too
The one in the film (which it’s twin
Had to be…)
The monstrous and horrible thing…
And like a celebrity, I'm just like everyone else...
I hope my readers will find my blog relatable to the idiosyncrasies , craziness and flaws that we all have. If you are perfect, I'm sorry and congratulations .This might not be the feeble attempt at a blog for you .PLEASE email me and give me your secret. It will save me a lot writing .
I just read a piece about how my authors “ about me “page is probably boring everyone to death. I apologize but my first claim to fame was in Eighth grade when one of my teachers read a story I had written to the class. I don’t remember what exactly it was about but the first sentence was “Coma. Unconscious. “.
You see where I am going with this. I was an instant star and most likely to write a book .