Once upon a time
There was a world that was sublime
with fig leaves galore
Even at the general store
And anything but apples were the daily core
Of everybody’s diet
But like all women you know
There was one in the garden
Who ignored the word “No”
Didn’t care to obey
And liked to talk to snakes
And got her man into a lot of trouble
Because she was denying the obvious she deceived the dubious
Her motto and deemed creed :
“Instructions are for Adam’s but
Not for Eve’s”
“Why ,why ,why ,” she’d cry
“I like that tree but I’m not allowed to eat
Or even have a pet
Of the slithery set
And that became her battle cry
“Oh why ,god ,why ”
Poor Adam went deaf with
One rib less , then started to see red
Apples to apples were a catalyst
That eventually accumulated
in a watershed
of liquid depth and people said
“Somebody needs to build an ark”
But that’s another story….
And like a celebrity, I'm just like everyone else...
I hope my readers will find my blog relatable to the idiosyncrasies , craziness and flaws that we all have. If you are perfect, I'm sorry and congratulations .This might not be the feeble attempt at a blog for you .PLEASE email me and give me your secret. It will save me a lot writing .
I just read a piece about how my authors “ about me “page is probably boring everyone to death. I apologize but my first claim to fame was in Eighth grade when one of my teachers read a story I had written to the class. I don’t remember what exactly it was about but the first sentence was “Coma. Unconscious. “.
You see where I am going with this. I was an instant star and most likely to write a book .