I’m going to first say that this nana does not pull off her wig when she drinks. I wish she did. I would have that all on YouTube.
But I guess I have the “cool mom” if this is the definition:
She wears skinny jeans, lace vests and just recently bought a bodycon dress. I didn’t even know what they were but it’s horrifying. It’s the kind of thing that I don’t want to see my mom in.
She has to fit you into her busy social life which consists of a convoluted string of online dates that she constantly talks about. If we were in the age of dance cards, they would be full. Her middle-aged crises has hit at the age of 67 with the force of a hurricane.
Don’t expect too much from her majesty. It’s not that she has forgotten her kids but she has other priorities. Like Ed, Jim, Wayne…..
She is not going to make excuses for her behaviors either. Whenever she ignores you, you will have to deal with it. My mom doesn’t care that I feel neglected and she has no shame in her blatantly ridiculous self. It’s like she went from Mother Theresa to Britney Spears. Just a comparison, not a judgment.
In no time flat. She is the epitome of online dating gone wild.I never knew how naive I was until recently. People over fifty still have sex! I was appropriately stunned. Who knew that? Why didn’t anyone tell me? Where have I been while this was happening?