Finally, at the finish line, I stumbled and fell. I felt the whole world spin and then cursed myself for not being more descriptive in the telling. What followed was neither unexpected, amazing or even more than mundane. No angels, devils, long departed loved ones came to greet me. I was finally at the finish line and this was it? Disappointing to say the least. I screamed, ” I want a refund !” Then just like a hot tub time machine, I was spun into oblivion and spat out on the ground. Just in time to receive my gold medal.