Short Ribs
”I’ll keep it short and sweet”, she says She’s not one for melodrama She likes humorous and irreverent people She … Continue reading Short Ribs
Why you gotta be so mean ?
Why some women have no girlfriends and why you don’t need to apply for the position. Continue reading Why you gotta be so mean ?
The Book Deal
Written for Friday Fictioneers Continue reading The Book Deal
Just Leave
It hit me like a brick mess it ran red like that just too quick when you called me out … Continue reading Just Leave
Mascara
Ugly cried today Twice but not three Face in the mirror Twisted with dark streaks Put it all on me … Continue reading Mascara
Friday Fictioneers 4/12/19
Photo prompt @ Roger Bultot ”And that’s the house I grew up in. ” “That’s Grandma’s house? No way .” … Continue reading Friday Fictioneers 4/12/19
Makeup or Breakup : Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick
Will I makeup or break -up with Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick?Stay tuned to find out. Continue reading Makeup or Breakup : Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick
Friday Fictioneers 3/29/19
“This is it. The end of the line for you, Charlotte. Your kind isn’t needed anymore and this is proof. … Continue reading Friday Fictioneers 3/29/19
The OtherShip
Friday Fictioneers 3/22/19 The blonde girl sitting next to me was getting impatient. A few more minutes passed before she … Continue reading The OtherShip
History Live! Cake , mais non!
Overheard by Marie Antoinette’s ghost: I said “No more cake in France – it’s banned , until I am cleared … Continue reading History Live! Cake , mais non!
Pick up the almighty pen and focus on writing, damn it !
DISTRACTED Writing , Don’t do it :Basic AF Tips to end the Struggle Continue reading Pick up the almighty pen and focus on writing, damn it !
Friday Fictioneers 2/15/19
“Don’t do it, Macy. You are so going to be sorry! Please !” “Oh shut up Anna, Anna, Anna. Annoying … Continue reading Friday Fictioneers 2/15/19
Best Quotes in History
And today on Best Quotes in History , we feature Louis XIV and Kanye West. Sometimes it makes one long … Continue reading Best Quotes in History
THE BIRDBOX HOROSCOPES
It looks like the earth is doomed Continue reading THE BIRDBOX HOROSCOPES
Marie Antoinette’s Foibles Ala Versailles: French Etiquette
Proud Moments In American History
Nine years ago today in history: ”Yo Taylor , I’m going to let you finish… ” -Kanye West Today in … Continue reading Proud Moments In American History
Paper Ducks
Source: FFfAW Challenge – 201st This week’s photo prompt is provided by H.R.R. Gorman. Thank you H.R.R.! ”Donald, come out. … Continue reading Paper Ducks
The Cave
“I’m sorry but I’m not climbing that high. I’m staying here. I’m not risking no broken bones or nothing just … Continue reading The Cave
Historical Horoscopes Of Versailles
Have your cake and eat it too, peasant Continue reading Historical Horoscopes Of Versailles
History of the world
“I’m just wondering where the pirates are.” An insider said “the Pope seemed like he was genuinely confused after Trump … Continue reading History of the world
History Live !
King Henry the Eighth has become the victim of yet another Tinder date gone wrong . “His sperm is dead, … Continue reading History Live !
Ad-VANTAGE
The instructions were clear and convincing her to accept the job was easy, except for the last sentence of the … Continue reading Ad-VANTAGE
Marie Antoinette’s Foibles ala Versailles : The French Alliance
The future of France is a piece of cake or should be… Continue reading Marie Antoinette’s Foibles ala Versailles : The French Alliance
Epic Mom Fails of History
Clearly Mom skipped the Egyptology section at the exhibition Continue reading Epic Mom Fails of History
Starstruck
https://rochellewisoff.com/2018/12/12/14-december-2018/ “MARS! Stop laughing! Read this and tell me it’s not Helios! That cheater! I could have anyone with this … Continue reading Starstruck
Done
You hate to be kind I’m sorry but not sorry I didn’t cry I’m hurt feelings and your feelings hurt … Continue reading Done
red ,red ,red
blood red is the absolute best it means I missed a piece and dead is not yet blood red is … Continue reading red ,red ,red
Blocked
Got to go Time to light it up But the oven isn’t gas it’s not winter so only ashes Got … Continue reading Blocked
