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Starstruck
Next on History Live! We’ll join the Countess Elizabeth Bathory, who has just been imprisoned in her own castle for unspeakable crimes. Will she finally come clean? Or is she guilty of throwing the baby out with the bath water … proving that blood is indeed thicker ,after all ?
Countess Báthory : Can I please get my night cream ? It’s the red stuff in a jar , can’t miss it.
Friday Fictioneers : Railroaded
Photo Credit ©Dawn M. Miller 7 December 2018 ”Hey, aren’t you…” The lady in 1B was a dead ringer for an actress in a movie he had just seen. The blonde smiled then shrugged her shoulders. “I know you probably get this all the time but you look just like her! The way you played…
Adult Life Definitions
Adulting : The excitement from buying an Instapot on Aisle 8 in Home Goods instead of Home-Boy who lives in an alley.
Song Lyric Sunday:Summer Skin
It seems natural to me that I would write about music. I come from a line of excellent musicians. However, I found it very challenging. How do you describe the way certain chords embrace a set of letters that form the words and combine them all to make a melody ? I’m going to say…
Friday Fictioneers:Eulogy for Tin
https://rochellewisoff.com/2018/11/28/30-november-2018/ ”Listen. That was the worst thing I ever had to do. Bury him in a scrap heap. Oil change for my best friend. At the store, they were out of the usual, 10 W 30. And the old lady promised that he would be fine with synthetic oil. I’m sure she knows what she’s…
Family Drama and the Holiday Season
Aside
So what did one bat say to the other bat ?
I don’t know , they were off my radar .
Aside
Cyranny’s Word of the Day Challenge
How do you make a vampire cow’s milk into cheese?
A process called Bloodcurdling.
Status
Walmart’s unofficial statement:
We love Halloween .However ,insiders say the act is in retaliation for the scandalous photo bomb campaign depicting a tipsy Rudolph getting his nose reddened artificially by a tattoo artist .
Photo by Tim Gouw on Pexels.com
Halloween is creeping up on us and I don’t know if you have heard but it’s officially after Christmas this year .
As if me facepalming through the acres of Christmas trees to find one skeleton mask and a scythe wasn’t a hint .
Angst
The time set back On the clock that is The clock internal Is not a fan of digital “I’m more of an analog girl” She brags Oh shut up ,you infernal Mercurial pain In the arsenal Angst
Brainstorming for dummies:
Writer’s block is one block you can’t fit square because you keep circling it.
The Last Knock of Halloween
No Room Inside
I shivered while he fidgeted with the lock. “Hurry, I snapped, it’s starting to rain. Let’s get it over with!” “Shut up or I’ll shut you up,” Hank snarled. “It’s not my fault you lost the bet and you have to go inside the crypt, besides you aren’t afraid of any old ghouls are you,…
What did ye say ?
Kanyefication: adj; See sentence examples below. 1. Old English : ’Ye dropped the Kan. Image credit :OneMusicFest 2. 2018 English :You dropped the can .
Ye Old Dictionary
Ye: ; pronoun; Germanic, English Def.(1) :Pronoun that refers to the subjective second person ,present tense . As in you , thou or thee Examples :Ye old Bookshop or Ye old Naysayer OR: Def. (2) :Usually in reference to ecclesiastical or literary works either written after the year 1551 or the beginning of the 12th century OR:…
Famous Tweets of History
History Live !
I said I wanted a new alliance, my freaking dog and a huge wedding cake -NOT let them eat cake !
Inter -Stellar -Communications
The night sky draws wide Shooting straight through the cloud ridden skies And that … That extra- superior moonlight Can be inspired by nothing less Than your flash of bright Stellar Stellar
