”I’ll keep it short and sweet”, she says She’s not one for melodrama She likes humorous and irreverent people She … Continue reading Short Ribs
Why some women have no girlfriends and why you don’t need to apply for the position. Continue reading Why you gotta be so mean ?
Written for Friday Fictioneers Continue reading The Book Deal
It hit me like a brick mess it ran red like that just too quick when you called me out … Continue reading Just Leave
Ugly cried today Twice but not three Face in the mirror Twisted with dark streaks Put it all on me … Continue reading Mascara
Photo prompt @ Roger Bultot ”And that’s the house I grew up in. ” “That’s Grandma’s house? No way .” … Continue reading Friday Fictioneers 4/12/19
Will I makeup or break -up with Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick?Stay tuned to find out. Continue reading Makeup or Breakup : Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick
“This is it. The end of the line for you, Charlotte. Your kind isn’t needed anymore and this is proof. … Continue reading Friday Fictioneers 3/29/19
Friday Fictioneers 3/22/19 The blonde girl sitting next to me was getting impatient. A few more minutes passed before she … Continue reading The OtherShip
Overheard by Marie Antoinette’s ghost: I said “No more cake in France – it’s banned , until I am cleared … Continue reading History Live! Cake , mais non!
DISTRACTED Writing , Don’t do it :Basic AF Tips to end the Struggle Continue reading Pick up the almighty pen and focus on writing, damn it !
“Don’t do it, Macy. You are so going to be sorry! Please !” “Oh shut up Anna, Anna, Anna. Annoying … Continue reading Friday Fictioneers 2/15/19
And today on Best Quotes in History , we feature Louis XIV and Kanye West. Sometimes it makes one long … Continue reading Best Quotes in History
It looks like the earth is doomed Continue reading THE BIRDBOX HOROSCOPES
Nine years ago today in history: ”Yo Taylor , I’m going to let you finish… ” -Kanye West Today in … Continue reading Proud Moments In American History
Source: FFfAW Challenge – 201st This week’s photo prompt is provided by H.R.R. Gorman. Thank you H.R.R.! ”Donald, come out. … Continue reading Paper Ducks
“I’m sorry but I’m not climbing that high. I’m staying here. I’m not risking no broken bones or nothing just … Continue reading The Cave
Have your cake and eat it too, peasant Continue reading Historical Horoscopes Of Versailles
“I’m just wondering where the pirates are.” An insider said “the Pope seemed like he was genuinely confused after Trump … Continue reading History of the world
King Henry the Eighth has become the victim of yet another Tinder date gone wrong . “His sperm is dead, … Continue reading History Live !
The instructions were clear and convincing her to accept the job was easy, except for the last sentence of the … Continue reading Ad-VANTAGE
The future of France is a piece of cake or should be… Continue reading Marie Antoinette’s Foibles ala Versailles : The French Alliance
Clearly Mom skipped the Egyptology section at the exhibition Continue reading Epic Mom Fails of History
https://rochellewisoff.com/2018/12/12/14-december-2018/ “MARS! Stop laughing! Read this and tell me it’s not Helios! That cheater! I could have anyone with this … Continue reading Starstruck
blood red is the absolute best it means I missed a piece and dead is not yet blood red is … Continue reading red ,red ,red
Got to go Time to light it up But the oven isn’t gas it’s not winter so only ashes Got … Continue reading Blocked
I would say I hate you but I hate me more I drained the bath water then dove headfirst into remiss … Continue reading Black Water